CHINA PHONE TRIBULATIONS

(CREDIT):VIA LATE NIGHT HUGS'

Remember when china phones were closed?Nowadays people who own china phones are stigmatised. I got angry and sold my Samsung
phone because
it was consuming too much of my bundles.
I then went and bought a China phone
but am
now in a very big trouble.
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text messages can be written with a
toothpick.
4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is
written NokLa instead of Nokia.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records"one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records
"charger connected"
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it
says"one bluetooth device found"
8. When a cute girl passes by me, it
says"Ur favorite food found
9. When an ugly girl passes by me, it
says,"Virus detected"