Lenny ,my new found bestie set me up on a blind date. She fully admitted that she didn't know much about the guy but that he was cute ,chubby cheeks and seemed nice. Ok, sure, why not. One day shortly after agreeing to this date , so I'm meeting the guy for the first time(not official blind date) guy shows up at the venue
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I wore My favorite LBD with few accessories and he wore a beige coat,white shirt and velvet trouser. Ah well. We say a quick hello but I had things to do so I went about them until he asked me, "Do you want me to park your trailer for you?" WTF? Sugar, that ain't the way to a horse girl's heart--I am perfectly capable of parking my gooseneck all by myself, thank you very much! While I suppose he thought it a nice gesture, I would have paid money to see my own expression at that question.Anyway, we set up a date. Date comes and I show up. He's outside the restaurant chomping on gum and talking on the phone and holds up his pointer finger (as in, give me a minute) so he could continue his convo for the next couple minutes. (huh.) Finally gets off the phone, doesn't apologize, and we walk into the restaurant. We sit down and he tells me to order whatever I want as it's on him. Again, nice gesture but eh. Though next is the kicker. While not a fancy place , it did have cloth napkins. We sit down and he then takes his gum out of his mouth and STICKS IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE!!!
WTF! This man is in his mid-20s! Are you kidding me? I was done at that point but am good at putting on a nice face and making it through dinner. The rest remains history.
I'm never going on a blind date again
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