I once Went on a blind date with a girl from instagram (super safe, I know). Well when we show up, my bff appears out of nowhere, saying he was going to be my wingman. I told him to stay home, but he
didn't listen and just followed us around all night like a dejected puppy.
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We were sitting in the theatre,
and he wouldn't stop whispering for us to make out.
Talk of voyuerism. I turned to her to say I was sorry, and she stuck her tongue down my throat. I wasn't planning on lip locking her, and since I was still kind of new at it, got really confused. I tried to put my arm around her during, and ended up hitting her in the face.Awkward!!My bff burst with laughter. She pulled away, screamed, and the entire theatre turned around,eyes glued at us and got quiet.
My just whispered, "Ok, now grab her bff."This gave me psych and I proceeded to grab.No sooner had I grabbed than she got up and went to the bathroom. For the whole movie.I waited and waited.She was no longer in vicinity.I later returned back home with my bff.
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