AWKWARD DATE

I guess I'll tell the whole story. Me and this lass, we'll just call her Bev, have been talking for a

bout two  months. We started on Flirchi,traded numbers then we started texting each other a lot.(6 times a day)We decided we should plan a trip to a botanical garden, so we did and a few days ago was our first time meeting. This

is how it went:
So I had a few things to do that morning but they all ended up back firing. So since i couldn't do anything I planned I ended up at our meeting place  minutes earlier than expected.
We enter a botanical garden and we're having a good time, when suddenly one of her heel breaks off.I take it and fix the nail and bang it back so it's at least walk-able in.Not even 5 minutes later, the clasp on her handbag breaks and all of her contents spill out of her bag. I'm handy, but I'm not able to fix the clasp, so she basically carries it .Whoa!What a start.
  So we're laughing about the tough luck she has and something tiny hits her on her expensive weave. There is an elevated garden next to the path we're walking, so we think a  kid is throwing tiny pebbles. We run up to catch the kid, but as we're running, I see her weave and realize it's not a pebble but a 'bird crap' on her expensive weave.I don't want to alarm her, so I tell her to stop and come over.
I grab a leaf and wipe the crap off her weave. She then realizes what it was and she is mortified.
I couldn't help but basically laugh in her face. I wasn't laughing at her, but it was so hilarious that I couldn't contain myself. I reassured her that everything's alright and sometimes stuff happens.
She can't take it.She is so vexed.She stands up and hurriedly walks towards the gate on phone calling an uber

THE END

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