Saturday, 28 June 2014

MOVIE

After releasing nightlife,ramzzy siele is back with another banger MOVIE .More of a mellow song with heavy beats.
He Recently returned to
Kenya with nothing but music in mind , & has
had the opportunity to work with DefJam , SRS,
Kenya Music Week , SafeHouse Records,
Churchill, Citizen , Hot 96, Homeboyz Radio, &
Phoenix Records. Listen to his new song.You got to love it.
MOVIE MP3>>>>>>>>>>>>> 

(VIDEO)>>>>>

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

SPRINT SCAM

COURTESY OF RICHARD KEITH

Heads up everyone. Apparently there's a
telephone scam going on. I have received a
call from (202)-210-0054. They will tell you that
you have been approved for a grant or
something from the federal government and
ask you for your account or card numbers and
your caller ID will read Washington DC. The
one that called me had a heavy middle
eastern Indian accent. I did some research
online and others have also received calls from
them and the number comes back to a Sprint
cell phone in Washington DC. Do not be fooled
or scamed into giving them any of your
account numbers VIA . RICHARD KEITH ON G+

Sunday, 22 June 2014

ESEKON

Some toothpastes were found to contain chemicals that affect the quality of sperms.The research was carried out in the lab and the outcome was shocking.This is what The manufacturers of toothpastes are hiding from consumers
This may force men to embrace the Esekon Wonder tree  that the turkana use.The brush is highly regarded due to its soft bristles.Its also able to keep the mouth fresh foe the whole day as compared to urban toothbrushes where you have to brush twice or thrice to keep it fresh all day.
I remember there was a time i swallowed a peanut size of toothpaste and i felt like i had ulcers.Then there was this red alert about colgate/closeup toothpaste >>>

RED ALERT
One esekon toothbrush goes for only 25.With all these  chemicals we are exposed to,esekon is probably the best option.
(PHOTO)THESE GIRLS AINT LOYAL

Friday, 20 June 2014

THESE GIRLS AIN' LOYAL

YWould you allow your bf/gf go through your phone?Thats a hard question.Well to me,i see no problem.If you not cheating why decline?
RICK ROSS APOLOGIZES TO HIS EX:"IM SORRY...
Or you are to exchange handsets in the morning.Relationships may break and it can get ugly.Thats why its advisable to peep your gf/bf timeline.You may get an heart attack.

The picture below shows the condition a 19year old is in after swalling her phone to hide 'evidence' from her bf when her bf requested to have it .
PHOTO CREDIT :@urfavriteasshole

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MORE KICKS THAN PLATES

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PHOTO CREDIT:@urfavriteasshole
LMAO!!More kicks than plates.

MORE KICKS THAN PLATES

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PHOTO CREDIT:@urfavriteasshole
LMAO!!More kicks than plates.

OPTIONS

It reaches a time in today's modern relationship when you only got options:Whether to leave or stay.
For some it may be a dilemma.Your man has been cheating on you with your bestie,will you leave or no?The few responses i gathered
It depends if i love him.If  i still have strong feelings Ill stay-Nins

I wont even try to imagine -scholastica

Cheating on me with my bestie?No way!I'll drop him like hot potatoe-Joy

I'll stay-Baroness

Luke james featured rick ross on his single OPTIONS and the track is off the hook.This is a song to listen to when your relationship is complicated or even after a breakup when you still want your ex back.
The hook is dope.We got options babe    .
ROZAY VERSE >>>>Started outa college girl now she in
LISTEN(AUDIO)>>>>>>

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Wednesday, 18 June 2014

MARK DICE

Mark dice known for his conspiracy videos exposing the 'underworld' yesterday took to twitter to express his disgust on rappers.In one of the tweets

Ever notice how the people with celebrity pics
as their avatar or banner are always losers?
Just an observation.@MarkDice

A lot of rappers always ask, "You know what
I'm saying?" cuz their gibberish is hard to make
out by those who speak actual English.@MarkDice

He also made an observation about footie
It's incredible to see so many people so
captivated by a small group of men chasing a
ball around a grass field.
@MarkDice
It's as if most of the human race are as easily
entertained as a dog chasing a Frisbee.
#WorldCup
@MarkDice
Mark Dice never sugarcoats issues.There was a time the government  through youtube blocked his channel.

Just like his bio says I like to cause trouble for the
New World Order, Big Brother, &
Illuminati scumbags

(AUDIO)PANDA MBEGU 0:30

Sunday, 15 June 2014

RUNNING, A HEALTH RISK

Did you know that too much running can lead to a short lifespan?Well,a research that was done confirmed this.
  The enzyme that is released after running a marathon is the same as the one released when there is heart failure.Well,by now you already know what that means.When one runs continously from day to day as much as its perfecting the body and allowing free flow of blood circulation,it could also pose a risk of shorter lifespan on the negative side.
Thats why its advisable to not run continously from day to day.At least a break should be in between.Its healthier to run a comfortable distance.
The fact that there is similarity between the enzyme released after running a marathon and when heart failure occurs is reason enough to stay on the safe side.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PLAN

LITTLE NY

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GUESS WHO that cute sweetpie in that photo is?Its a throwback of nyanda from brick and lace known for  bangers love is wicked,bad to di bone  and other massive hits.
FOLLOW NYANDA ON INSTA

Saturday, 14 June 2014

NEW BANGER

Calvo mistari is back with another banger.WANABONGA is the new banger and i must say this is a hit.As compared to other calvo mistari tracks,this my best one so far.
Its a track for all those who got haters.Shot in magadi.And the track got this heavy beat with vocals featuring nessa.
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW

THE PLAN

2weeks ago,they broke into the examination department and stole the exam papers days to the sitting.In addition to that,they went as far as breaking into the school staff centre and ate meals.Now they are on the run.
HA!PWAGU HUPATA PWAGUZI:WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
It all started when the 2 boys who are this year candidates got admitted to the school.The boys are re-sitting the kcse examinations.They are heavy built and always fond of bullying and making threats to anyone that compromises them.
This time *innocent fell a victim.This is because the boy snitched them on the latest vice they did.(breaking into examination dept).
THE ARRANGEMENT
Once they realised that innocent had snitched on them,they made an arrangement with some 'big' boys from primary school.The boys were to wait till evening when innocent will be from school then pounce on him and leave him for the dogs.
AFTERMATH
Everything went to plan.The scene got ugly.The boy lost his 2teeth and severe injuries on the neck.Right now the boy is at the nearest hospital nursing his wounds.Meanwhile the boys are on the run.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

DUMA WORKS 2

On my previous post,i told you about
duma works.http://biznerati.blogspot.com/2014/06/duma-works.html
,jobseekers and employees both
create a duma works profile with their job skills or hiring criteria..geographic location and reference(network).The network consists of people you can refer to for jobs.

So this is
how it works.

If an employer has a job opening,he calls or sends a text message to duma works specifying the type of jobs he
needs to be completed and his geographical
location not forgetting the pay for that job.So
as you can see duma works is acting as link
between employers and job seekers.
If you are interested, Just sms to 0701060302 starting with the word SKILLS

I could relate it to linkedin.The software system then
finds workers in the employers extended social
network who have the specific skills the
employer is looking for and contacts the job
seekers and a job is created.Could this see an end of rising cases of unemployment?Well i
really dont know what i know is that only time will tell

WELL,WELL,WELL.SEE WHO JUST GOT BUSTED

FOLLOW DUMAWORKS

DUMA WORKS

I read an article on a daily newspaper on how
2 women of american origin came up with a
strategy to reduce alarming cases of
unemployment in the country.That was well
thought.Thats what happens when two
creative minds fuse .Its about the duma
works.Duma works is a service no let me say a
recruiting service that uses mobile firm and
web based technology to make the best match
between employers and job seekers.The fact
that it rides on mobile technology proves that
its very efficient since it targets the
population comprising of the youth.Duma
works offers several job matching services.Its
a link between employers and job seekers.In
their sign up form you only enter your phone
number,Name and email adress.Your phone
number in this case is used as a contact once
the job match takes place.Duma works
contacts you INTERESTING?? SIGN UP WITH DUMA WORKS AND GET IT STARTED

Sunday, 8 June 2014

MALICIOUS TEXTS

PHONE TEXT MESSAGES CREDIT CARD
PHISHING SCAM
This goes out to all the smartphone users
since the cybercrooks have identified that
most smartphones are used for mobile
banking transactions.In this phishing scam a
message pops up on your screen informing
you that your credit card has been blocked
and to unblock it follow the link .No.This is a
phishing scam.Dont bother to click on the
link.Because if you click on it you will be
directed to a bogus website where you will be
directed to a fake webpage similar to that of
the real form.Once you enter all your details
on this fake form.The crooks will use the
information you entered and do the
damage.Ignore the text message .Dont bother
to click on it.Its malicious.

LMAO.HE IS CRAZY.MR. BEAN LEAKED VIDEO(0:59)

THE NEW JOB CREATOR

Seems the employers have too gone digital in their recruitment If the recent job creations by hotel owners is anything to go by.You can
never underestimate the power of social media.

For the past years ,social media has
brought opportunities into our doorstep and
recently Instagram was at it.Like other social platforms known for job creation ,instagram just opened the way to instant job
creation.For example, A company looking for a
chef simply login to Insta, searches food topics
and select the best and can choose to contact
the owner and through this insta has created
so many instant jobs.

DID YOU MISS THE COUNTDOWN??

Saturday, 7 June 2014

SO DEEP IN THE FRIENDZONE

Some guys dont know that they are in the friendzone till it dawms on them at the last minute.Here are some signs and symptoms that you are a serving a life sentence in that zone.Lmao
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1.She tells you ridiculous things like “You’re so
amazing. Any girl would be lucky to have you as
her boyfriend.”
2. She makes plans with you because her
boyfriend wasn’t free and then cancels on you
at the last minute because guess what he got
free.
3. You spend hours and hours talking to her
everyday for years but the moment you confess
you have feelings for her she labels you as “a
typical guy”.
4.You

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THE SICK STRUCTURE

Late last year structures along the road were demolished to pave way for the construction of a modern building which could serve the traders in the open air market who had suffered the adverse weather conditions under which they operated.

Traders and the local residents cheered up to the visioned
plan and co-operated with the authorities to
realise the goal.This would see the complete structure develop into a market stall which could prove to be a cash cow to the county government through the realisation of income tax for more development of the area.

One year after,the picture
(ABOVE) presents the present situation of the
building to be.It all started well after two
weeks of demolishing.Contractors were seen
everywhere..workers e.t.c.Then in the middle
of the year everything came to a halt.No
construction continuing.No workersI managed
to ask one of the workers and he said they
were told they would be given notice when
they would be required again.Later there
were hearsays that money meant for the
construction had been embezzled.Upto date no
words from the relevant authorities and the
traders continue operating under the adverse
conditions.

>>>>>>>>WATCH THE VIDEO OF THE SICK STRUCTURE

Friday, 6 June 2014

EPIC COMMERCIAL

Just released yesterday,The game before the game commercial has already hit 1million views.The video is A1 and this was a clever marketing strategy by beats by dre.They always stay winning.I like the video except for the part where a guy washes his legs with socks on.Nasty!WATCH THE VIDEO OF THE COMMERCIAL
THE LINK

EPIC COMMERCIAL

Just released yesterday,The game before the game commercial has already hit 1million views.The video is A1 and this was a clever marketing strategy by beats by dre.They always stay winning.Apple definately will make a kill out of it.Well done beats by dre.I like the video except for the part where a guy washes his legs with socks on.Nasty!WATCH THE VIDEO OF THE COMMERCIAL
THE LINK

CHIP&PIN TECHNOLOGY

Late last year till early this year ATM fraud struck our banks.This was a new
emerging issue.It had come to the attention of the banks.Atm fraudsters or
scammers would use skimming devices to steal personal information and use
it later to sweep clean victims’ bank account.The scammers used spyware
and key-loggers.The spyware is a type of software that spies on what you do
on your computer.For instance,When you are at the atm area and entering
your pin no.The scammers used installed spy cameras that records all that
you do on the ATM. Key-loggers record what keys you pressed on your
keyboard.In most cases,The scammers install a metal card that copy the
information from the magnetic strip of ATM cards.Without the users’ prior
knowledge.Then there installed cameras spy on you while you are typing and
through that simple way your bank details have been
compromised.Sometimes they even fit fake keypads so as you type thinking
its the original keypad you enter information on the electronic device
installed.

.But however this could be long gone past since most banks are moving away from magnetic strip cards and taking up the chip and pin
technology to embrace secure transactions.Banks like KENYA COMMERCIAL BANK are already into the system.They send you this  message

Dear (CLIENT NAME), your new chip & pin debit card is ready for collection at(NEAREST) KCB branch. Kindly come with your old card & original ID to collect it.

Thursday, 5 June 2014

7000 for 50000

So this guy ,(George) was walking down the street on the way to workplace when this guy who was afew metres infront of him came and suprised him with news(eargasmic) that he had come across some envelope containing 50k a man had just dropped a few minutes ago

SEE ALSO:

LMAO!REMEMBER THIS PANDA MBEGU BYTE?
Excited by the 'breaking news',george suggested the money to be shared equally."To avoid suspicion,lets go to somewhere safe or maybe put it in your bank account then you can withdraw the money and give me my share,"the guy suggested.George nodded."no biggie"."er..before you go how sure am i if you will return back"the guy asked .George replied "My phone can do.Let me leave you with my phone i can also add my ID"
(VIDEO)POPULAR COMEDIAN BUSTED HAVING
"No need ill just have the phone,I will be waiting here ".The guy replied.George gave him his phone and proceeded to go to the bank.On the way to the bank,questions were running through george's mind.He could hear voices in his head to tell him to run with the money anyway whats 7000 to 50000.So george made up his mind and ran away with the money.
What he didnt know was that he was playing a game.The game was a guy was to drop an envelope containing 50k(1000 on top of bundle 500 at tge bottom and fake money stack in between to make it look somehow heavy).The next guy was to pick and pretend that he has picked and now wants to divide with the victim,and by that the victim would fall easily for the trap
George reached his apartment full of happiness.As he reached out on the envelope.He was shocked.Only 1500 was legit there other bands were fake.He didnt know what to do.He took that as a lesson.

HEARD OF WINS32 TROJAN?WELL,ITS ONE TROJAN YOU WONT WISH FOR

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

FLY SOLO

Keko is one of the best female artists in the game.Marked with successul hits like make you dance ft madi among others keko is definately poppin.
Just came across keko's video FLY SOLO and i must say the track is massive.It has got that catchy beat and chorus.It also got that hiphop vibe.If you are a hiphop lover then this track is for you.Still got it on replay.Watch the video below

THE LINK>>>>>>…

Sunday, 1 June 2014

BORN WITH A TAIL

Picture this.Your  wife has just delivered a baby boy you have been anticipating much.Then as the baby has reached a year the mother notices a tail growing on the baby boy.How would you feel?Well,thats what happened to

READ ON :ATM FRAUDSTERS NEW STYLE
One family.In hindu a person with a tail is reincarnated as a god.While some attribute that to witchcraft.I believe it may be caused by spinal bifida and also the failure of the body to absorb the tail that is  attached to the embryo during 3-4weeks of pregnancy
PANDA MBEGU (AUDIO) <<