Thursday, 31 July 2014

SMARTPHONE TRAGEDY

Smartphones are widely used in this digital era.Majority of the users are the teens.I cant describe how the teen's addiction to smartphones is 'cause its undescribable if a terminology like that exists.
SEE ALSO:LETS UNITE AND DEFEAT EBOLA
 
Yesterday i came to learn why phone manufacturers always warn of using third party chargers for high end smartphones.This is after i read the incident of a chinese teenager who died from electrocution by her iphone 4s which she left charging as she slept in a close proximity with the device.The teen left the iphone 4s charging as she slept.In the morning ,the sister came but was shocked to find the sister(teen) dead and the iphone screen cracked..
(SOURCE:YABALEFTONLINE.COM)
HAS TREY SONGZ FINALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET?
Another case is that of using your smartphone while its charging.This can damage the battery.There was once an incidence where a friend just got electrocuted when he was answering an incoming phonecall while charging.However,this usually occurs when you use third party chargers thats why its advisable to use the original make(charger).

(VIDEO)JUST FOR LAUGHS

TREY SONGZ TRENDING

This viral picture of trigga is the reason for him trending.Has trigga finally come out of the closet?




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TREY SONGZ TRENDING

This viral picture of trigga is the reason for him trending.Has trigga finally come out of the closet?

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Sunday, 27 July 2014

LIAM UNCENSORED PIC

Liam payne has been trending and this is why.Liam posted a photo of his 'engine' on Instagram and quickly deleted it afterwards but thanks to

But guys, @Real_Liam_Payne Posted this picture
them deleted it 😂 #LiamsDickPic
#paynetraintooinsane pic.twitter.com/b2vjVuYqFn
@SunshineHoran11br> This has led to a trending hashtag(perverted) #liamjustshowusthe10inch

SEE ALSO:DID YOU MISS THE WEEKEND GAG

Weekend gags

THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE
OLD..!!!
1. Kama unajua ulifanya Science
ikiwa na
Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni
mhenga.
2. Kama ulicheki tv ukajua
Inspekta Mwala ako na brother
anaitwa Likobe....Tafadhali
usiulize
nywele nyeupe inatoka wapi?.
3. Kama ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na
20bob ya
noti... Anza kuandika will
mapema mapema.
4. Kama ulipanda matatu zile
watu
huangaliana....Nani, kubali tu.
5. Kama uliwatch tv channel
inaitwa STV na
bado unaandika X badala ya
S.....Mboss
maombi kwako!
6. Kama picha yako ya ID si
coloured... We ni
analogue. Na kama ID yako
haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine
nafasi wazaliwe buana!
7. Kama ulikunywa soda inaitwa
Softa na
Babito, na juice ya Tree Top...Uko
pale pale.
8. Kama Primo ulifanya 8
subjects,deactivate
your facebook account uanzishe
familia.
9. Kama uliona kipindi ya
Tausi,Maria de
Losangeles, na movie ya mbwa
ingine hapo
inaitwa Rex....Shikamoo babu/
nyanya.
10. Kama ushawahi pelekwa date
kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje...
Wewe na akina Ole
Kaparo na Ole Ntimama ni
agemates.
11. Kama unatambua zile era za
kupigwa picha then unaingoja for
a whole month ndio itoke...
Mzeiya umekula chumvi, masala,
chili,etc etc.
12. Kama ulinunua tule tu
biscuits twa round twa kuuzwa
50cent... Wewe uliona Noah
akitengeneza Ark! .

Friday, 25 July 2014

ANONYMOUS STRIKES AGAIN

After hacking both @kdfinfo and majorchirchir twitter accounts,@Anon_0x03 has hacked the vice president twitter account(@WilliamsRuto ).This time #anonymous revealed phone number

SEE ALSO:EBOLA OUTBREAK

@kdfinfo was recovered about an hour ago.Seems #anonymous is out to hack government twitter accounts.

Turns out the number revealed belongs to one mary ann according to true caller.Here is also list of websites defaced  by the anonymous group

1)mirp.go.ke
2)westernkenya.go.ke
3)ifmis.go.ke

STONERS APP

Are you a stoner?Well this Ganja universe app is now available on Google playstore.4:20 PHOTO CREDIT:GANJA UNIVERSE COMMUNITY

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STONERS APP

Are you a stoner?Well this Ganja universe app is now available on Google playstore.4:20 PHOTO CREDIT:GANJA UNIVERSE COMMUNITY

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EBOLA

EBOLA DISEASE AS OF TODAY HAS NO CURE
HERE ARE SOME FEW TIPS THAT CAN HELP
PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE
DEADLY VIRUS
1. Avoid bush meat or any meat you are not
sure of its source.
2. Wash your hands frequently with detergent or
soap using clean water.
3. Avoid trips to Ebola endemic countries
(DRC ,UGANDA , CONGO, GABON SUDAN etc)
4. Get a hand sanitizer for people to use in your
office and educate them on the importance of
sanitizers, Get one for your kids to use in school
frequently and if possible for their class.
5. Avoid buying Food stuffs, Clothing or other
personal materials from Markets/Shops that
share the same vicinity with live or roasted bush
meat, dealer’s or sellers
6. Be careful with hands when using railings on
the stairs, door knobs and other utilities used by
the public.
7. Gloves and other appropriate protective
clothing should be worn when handling sick
animals or their tissues
8. Watch out for people with flu-like symptoms
and sudden fever
9. Avoid Pig farms, Pig farms in Africa play a
role in the amplification of infection because of
the presence of fruit bats on these farms.
10. Avoid bat meats and bat products
FOR HEALTH WORKERS
WHO states as follows,
Standard precautions are recommended in the
care and treatment of all patients regardless of
their perceived or confirmed infectious status.
They include the basic level of infection control
—hand hygiene, use of personal protective
equipment to avoid direct contact with blood
and body fluids, prevention of needle stick and
injuries from other sharp instruments, and a set
of environmental controls.
Signs and symptoms of Ebola
EVD is a severe acute viral illness often
characterized by the sudden onset of
1.Fever
2.Intense weakness
3.Muscle pain,
4.Headache and sore throat.
5.Followed by vomiting, Diarrhea, Rash,
Impaired kidney and Liver function, and in some
cases, both internal and external bleeding
(Oche Otorkpa is a WHO Trained IDSR Special

SOURCE:YABALEFTONLINE.COM

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

HEADS AUDIO

There has been a viral trend by headphone companies using celebrities with street cred to endorse the devices.Talking about beats by dre,soul by ludacris,sleek by 50cent among others.Dj khaled is next with heads audio(we the best sound).
      If you've watched the video to They dont love you no more,dj khaled is seen listening with the heads audio on.The official release has not been communicated.Just like monster beats,heads audio has seen celebrity endorsements.Rick ross was captured

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Wyclef jean was also seen with them

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Will heads audio(we the best sounds) take over the streets?Time will tell

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(PHOTO CREDIT):@wethebestsound

Sunday, 13 July 2014

SCAM SITE EXPOSED

Scam sites appear to be a norm todays.Despite being taken down,they manage to sprout with time always baying for unsuspecting potential victims money.REMEMBER THE SRINT SCAM THAT SHOCKED
       A recent website was exposed.Its cash4visits.com.I came across the complains that were being made about the site.So my suspicions started when i came across these complains
-->> YukZ May 4, 2013 at 2:40 AM
how can I get paid if the survey
never completed?.
And also it cant request a
payment. I think this site is also
a scam.

YukZ May 4, 2013 at 2:43 AM
my friend already got 30$+ . But
still he cant request a payout.
If this is not a scam, please post
a video how to complete the
survey and how to request
payout.

pit.x May 4, 2013 at 4:37 AM
this is a scam ,promise there
just wastin your time

Rin~ May 7, 2013 at 3:08 PM
it says there that you can get
money every end of the month

MabZ ZiCLe May 7, 2013 at 4:00
PM
it only says, but never been
doing it. :d

Rama Moorthy May 8, 2013 at
4:17 PM
It is showing that the website is
hosted by GoDaddy.com
(whoishostingthis.com) , and
then if they will pay after
30$ ,without our information
How they will pay ..? there is no
place for providing the payment
informations ..! they telling that
they are paying us only for
ads ! .. But there is no ads in the
website , and also in referral
link .. so 100% fake ..

MabZ ZiCLe May 12, 2013 at 3:22
PM
thats exactly a waste of time..
they didnt even put payment
information.. they just want the
email addresses and traffics..
:) thank you for your
observation too @Rama Moorthy
:)
NOTE:
(COMPLAINS CREDIT:HTTP://MABZICLE.COM )
     First this website   is a LEADING online referral link ads
company(which offers high rates ads).One referral link goes for 0.5$,they pay when you reach 30$.Yesterday i visited the site.At first i was tempted to sign up till i noticed there was no payment feature on the sign up form.I was like is this for real.How do they pay if there is no payment option on the sign up form to fill your preferred payment method or choice.
        There was only space for name,email ,password and e.t.c.This made me conclude that this is scam site that will take you for a ride as they gain on your sweat(driving traffic to the website).Also from the users rants i concluded its a scam site.Its not legitimate.

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@The_Red_Side yesterday posted the (Screenshot) above and warning that visiting the site might lead to a virus onto your PC.
       Indykaila's scammer, his IP address is directly
linked to http://cash4visits.com which will give
your device a virus(SCREESHOT ABOVE)-
@The_red_side
SEE ALSO:FATHER REACTS TO A 'NUDE SENT BY HER DAUGHTER

Saturday, 12 July 2014

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

Have you heard of that will i am track ft. Code wise ITS MY BIRTHDAY?Well its one catchy tune that gets you moving your feet once you listen to it.When i first watched i was like whoa,what a track?The song gets you in that itsmemoment mode.Lmao.Its a dope track.Amidst all this craze of the song,there has been the negative side
Fans saying they are frustated at will i am for copying the song urvasi urvasi by prabhu Deva.Remember back in 2008 when prabhu Deva(known for his super dance moves)released urvasi .Prabhu Deva made the internet breakthrough  A guy who calls himself Buffalax mondegreened the song making it hilarious.
If you listen to both tracks,the similarity is difference or the other way round.Fans claiming will i am copied the original track.Yes.If you listen keenly will i am says "this is the new urvasi urvasi" at the intro of the track.WATCH BOTH TRACKS BELOW

(WATCH) ITS MY BIRTHDAY-Will i am ft code wise>>>>>>>>>>

(VIDEO)URVASI URVASI-PRAJBU DEVA>>>>>>>>>>>>

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

Have you heard of that will i am track ft. Code wise ITS MY BIRTHDAY?Well its one catchy tune that gets you moving your feet once you listen to it.When i first watched i was like whoa,what a track?The song gets you in that itsmemoment mode.Lmao.Its a dope track.Amidst all this craze of the song,there has been the negative side
Fans saying they are frustated at will i am for copying the song urvasi urvasi by prabhu Deva.Remember back in 2008 when prabhu Deva(known for his super dance moves)released urvasi .Prabhu Deva made the internet breakthrough  when A guy who calls himself Buffalax mondegreened the song making it hilarious.
If you listen to both tracks,the similarity is difference or the other way round.Fans claiming will i am copied the original track.Yes.If you listen keenly will i am says "this is the new urvasi urvasi" at the intro of the track.WATCH BOTH TRACKS BELOW

Thursday, 10 July 2014

TAKEN

A ship believed to be a kenyan-owned has been stranded at a lawless somalia village.Its not clear what might have caused it to be stranded.Biznerati came across a series of tweets by a somalia based news outlet.In a series of tweets by @harar24
#BREAKING : A ship believed to be
#Kenyan -owned has stranded at a
#Somalia village in Middle Shabelle,
witnesses tell Harar24. More to come.-@harar24 (6hrs)

#UPDATE : The #Kenyan ship delivered
goods at #Mogadishu seaport & was
headed towards #Mombasa . It's now
stranded 120KM west from Mogadishu-@harar24


#BREAKING : Locals looting the #Kenyan
ship, the area is lawless. Much fear
concerning crew's lives. Witnesses tell
Harar24. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24 (5hrs)

CORRECTION: #Kenyan Ship is stranded
at Meyraley village, Middle Shabelle,
120KM EAST of Mogadishu. Locals still
looting. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24

I am getting reports that heavily armed
#AlShabaab fighters have now arrived at
the village where the Kenyan ship
stranded. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24

#UPDATE : #AlShabaab militants
attempting to take over stranded
#Kenyan ship & ordering crew to
surrender. Eyewitnesses say. #Somalia
#Kenya-@harar24

#BREAKING : #AlShabaab have taken over
the #Kenyan ship and have driven off
with the crew in car with tinted windows.
Eyewitnesses. #Somalia-@harar24

TOP THREE

The week is about to come to an end.Here at biznerati we focus on the top three
1)Yesterday a tweep entertained the twitterverse when she revealed that she had accidentally sent a nude to her dad.The nudie was meant for her nigga.For the screenshots and full pic of the nude peep themVIEW HERE
2)Away from that Nokia has teamed up with safaricom #nunuaappsnacredo.This is wonderful as lumia users can use airtime to purchase apps instead of a credit or debit card.Waabeh also anounced on their twitter handle that music will also be available on the waabe windows app where music fans can buy using airtime.SEE ALSO:RICK ROSS APOLOGIZES TO EX
3)   In other news,biznerati covered CATE the cheating app.This is for players.If you want to cheat in a relationship without getting caught,this is the app you need READ MORE

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

CATE THE CHEATING APP

Looking for ways of cheating in your relationship?Dont look further.Use the digital cheating system.There are variety of cheating apps but nothing beats CATE.
SEE ALSO:DEMISTYFYING THE HUMAN TAIL
CATE is probably the best cheating app.Available on android platform Going at only sh435,Most users have hailed the app."Ever since i bought it ,my sex life has been excellent.I can cheat on my partner without getting caught.I remember one time when my partner came impromptu and i just tilted the phone and just like that the conversation i had been having with my side dish"One user says
   Cate destroys the previous messages once the phone is tilted or shaked.It actually stores the message in its store and you can actually restore them later.

THE YEAR THE COLGATE COMPANY WILL LIVE TO REMEMBER
The fact that CATE ,the smart app runs in the background and its icon is invisible proves that its the best cheater app and nothing beats that because your partners wouldnt identify it.One user keagan says told biznerati,"There was a time i almost got caught with my partner.We were sitted at the main room then she asked if she could use my phone.I dont know how she sensed i was texting 'somebody'Maybe the look on my face.Still trying to figure it.Suddenly a text message popped up,sh*t it was from my side-ie(side chic),i tilted the phone unsuspiciously and handed the phone to my main.Thanks to CATE my relationship was saved "
'Players' this is your app.Own it.It works on android platform.

CATE THE CHEATING APP

Looking for ways of cheating in your relationship?Dont look further.Use the digital cheating system.There are variety of cheating apps but nothing beats CATE.
SEE ALSO:DEMISTYFYING THE HUMAN TAIL
CATE is probably the best cheating app.Available on android platform Going at only sh435,Most users have hailed the app."Ever since i bought it ,my sex life has been excellent.I can cheat on my partner without getting caught.I remember one time when my partner came impromptu and i just tilted the phone and just like that the conversation i had been having with my side dish"One user says
   Cate destroys the previous messages once the phone is tilted or shaked.It actually stores the message in its store and you can actually restore them later.

THE YEAR THE COLGATE COMPANY WILL LIVE TO REMEMBER
The fact that CATE ,the smart app runs in the background and its icon is invisible proves that its the best cheater app and nothing beats that because your partners wouldnt identify it.One user keagan says told biznerati,"There was a time i almost got caught with my partner.We were sitted at the main room then she asked if she could use my phone.I dont know how she sensed i was texting 'somebody'Maybe the look on my face.Still trying to figure it.Suddenly a text message popped up,sh*t it was from my side-ie(side chic),i tilted the phone unsuspiciously and handed the phone to my main.Thanks to CATE my relationship was saved "
'Players' this is your app.Own it.It works on android platform.

Monday, 7 July 2014

Wajir

Another exposion has occured in wajir.According to @arapwairimu.the explosion occured at Baraza.#WajirAttack Casualties have increased to
6 and are undergoing treatment at Wajir
Hospital.Victims have identified One
suspect amongst them.-@abdynoor
#WajirAttack Attackers sprayed bullets on
one of the vehicles owned by area
residents destroying it badly-@abdynoor


WAJIR BLAST UPDATE; Explosion
happened near Baraza park and involved
vehicle registration no; KBR 148K.
Driver... fb.me/47QgUvpbf-
@arapwairimu

Wajir

Another exposion has occured in wajir.According to @arapwairimu.the explosion occured at Baraza.#WajirAttack Casualties have increased to
6 and are undergoing treatment at Wajir
Hospital.Victims have identified One
suspect amongst them.-@abdynoor
#WajirAttack Attackers sprayed bullets on
one of the vehicles owned by area
residents destroying it badly-@abdynoor


WAJIR BLAST UPDATE; Explosion
happened near Baraza park and involved
vehicle registration no; KBR 148K.
Driver... fb.me/47QgUvpbf-
@arapwairimu

Saturday, 5 July 2014

CHINA PHONE TRIBULATIONS

(CREDIT):VIA LATE NIGHT HUGS'

Remember when china phones were closed?Nowadays people who own china phones are stigmatised. I got angry and sold my Samsung
phone because
it was consuming too much of my bundles.
I then went and bought a China phone
but am
now in a very big trouble.
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text messages can be written with a
toothpick.
4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is
written NokLa instead of Nokia.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records"one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records
"charger connected"
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it
says"one bluetooth device found"
8. When a cute girl passes by me, it
says"Ur favorite food found
9. When an ugly girl passes by me, it
says,"Virus detected"

CHEATING WIFE CAUGHT

A woman was having sex in an apartment 20
floors high with another man. She then heard
her husband coming… she told her lover to
stay like a robot and not to move. Husband:
What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to
have sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now… Wife: No
sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I
will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I am so
horny, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking.
The man started talking in a metallic robotic
way… “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…” Husband:
Damn robot is not working properly…I am
throwing it out of the window…The man
realized that he was on the 20th floorand
said… “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
AGAIN..(CREDIT) VIA VITUKO VYA USIKU

PISSED CLIENT

Have you listened to (AUDIO)THE MASHUP(LOYAL,PARANOID.SHOW ME)×UNITED GIRLS ?
Picture this,you just bought a macbook and two days later on you wake up only to get its not working.Worrying isnt it?Then you decide to make a call to the store to find out why.After making the call,you are told to bring it for checking since its warranty period not expired.After the store people checking it You are told that a spill may had made the macbook non-functional and any spill damage is not covered by the warranty.
You try to explain you didnt have any spill on it but it goes on deaf ears.What will you do?This is what happened to one engineer and look at what he did
SEE ALSO:THE RISE OF ESEKON TOOTHBRUSH
The engineer was frustrated that after being told that the macbook had a spill damage he went home took umidentified tool       and crushed it.Peep on the video below

(VIDEO)>>>>>

THE MASHUP

Of late i've been into mashups.You like mashups?Well over the weekend i came across the mother of all mashups.
Done by girls united.Listen to it below the post.The mashup contains pieces from paranoid,loyal and show me tracks.

SEE ALSO:RICK ROSS APOLOGIZES TO EX

PLAY MP3>>>>>>>>

@itsgirlsunited

Tuesday, 1 July 2014