This viral picture of trigga is the reason for him trending.Has trigga finally come out of the closet?
Thursday 31 July 2014
TREY SONGZ TRENDING
This viral picture of trigga is the reason for him trending.Has trigga finally come out of the closet?
Sunday 27 July 2014
Weekend gags
THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE
OLD..!!!
1. Kama unajua ulifanya Science
ikiwa na
Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni
mhenga.
2. Kama ulicheki tv ukajua
Inspekta Mwala ako na brother
anaitwa Likobe....Tafadhali
usiulize
nywele nyeupe inatoka wapi?.
3. Kama ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na
20bob ya
noti... Anza kuandika will
mapema mapema.
4. Kama ulipanda matatu zile
watu
huangaliana....Nani, kubali tu.
5. Kama uliwatch tv channel
inaitwa STV na
bado unaandika X badala ya
S.....Mboss
maombi kwako!
6. Kama picha yako ya ID si
coloured... We ni
analogue. Na kama ID yako
haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine
nafasi wazaliwe buana!
7. Kama ulikunywa soda inaitwa
Softa na
Babito, na juice ya Tree Top...Uko
pale pale.
8. Kama Primo ulifanya 8
subjects,deactivate
your facebook account uanzishe
familia.
9. Kama uliona kipindi ya
Tausi,Maria de
Losangeles, na movie ya mbwa
ingine hapo
inaitwa Rex....Shikamoo babu/
nyanya.
10. Kama ushawahi pelekwa date
kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje...
Wewe na akina Ole
Kaparo na Ole Ntimama ni
agemates.
11. Kama unatambua zile era za
kupigwa picha then unaingoja for
a whole month ndio itoke...
Mzeiya umekula chumvi, masala,
chili,etc etc.
12. Kama ulinunua tule tu
biscuits twa round twa kuuzwa
50cent... Wewe uliona Noah
akitengeneza Ark! .
Friday 25 July 2014
STONERS APP
Are you a stoner?Well this Ganja universe app is now available on Google playstore.4:20 PHOTO CREDIT:GANJA UNIVERSE COMMUNITY
STONERS APP
Are you a stoner?Well this Ganja universe app is now available on Google playstore.4:20 PHOTO CREDIT:GANJA UNIVERSE COMMUNITY
EBOLA
EBOLA DISEASE AS OF TODAY HAS NO CURE
HERE ARE SOME FEW TIPS THAT CAN HELP
PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE
DEADLY VIRUS
1. Avoid bush meat or any meat you are not
sure of its source.
2. Wash your hands frequently with detergent or
soap using clean water.
3. Avoid trips to Ebola endemic countries
(DRC ,UGANDA , CONGO, GABON SUDAN etc)
4. Get a hand sanitizer for people to use in your
office and educate them on the importance of
sanitizers, Get one for your kids to use in school
frequently and if possible for their class.
5. Avoid buying Food stuffs, Clothing or other
personal materials from Markets/Shops that
share the same vicinity with live or roasted bush
meat, dealer’s or sellers
6. Be careful with hands when using railings on
the stairs, door knobs and other utilities used by
the public.
7. Gloves and other appropriate protective
clothing should be worn when handling sick
animals or their tissues
8. Watch out for people with flu-like symptoms
and sudden fever
9. Avoid Pig farms, Pig farms in Africa play a
role in the amplification of infection because of
the presence of fruit bats on these farms.
10. Avoid bat meats and bat products
FOR HEALTH WORKERS
WHO states as follows,
Standard precautions are recommended in the
care and treatment of all patients regardless of
their perceived or confirmed infectious status.
They include the basic level of infection control
—hand hygiene, use of personal protective
equipment to avoid direct contact with blood
and body fluids, prevention of needle stick and
injuries from other sharp instruments, and a set
of environmental controls.
Signs and symptoms of Ebola
EVD is a severe acute viral illness often
characterized by the sudden onset of
1.Fever
2.Intense weakness
3.Muscle pain,
4.Headache and sore throat.
5.Followed by vomiting, Diarrhea, Rash,
Impaired kidney and Liver function, and in some
cases, both internal and external bleeding
(Oche Otorkpa is a WHO Trained IDSR Special
Wednesday 16 July 2014
HEADS AUDIO
There has been a viral trend by headphone companies using celebrities with street cred to endorse the devices.Talking about beats by dre,soul by ludacris,sleek by 50cent among others.Dj khaled is next with heads audio(we the best sound).
If you've watched the video to They dont love you no more,dj khaled is seen listening with the heads audio on.The official release has not been communicated.Just like monster beats,heads audio has seen celebrity endorsements.Rick ross was captured
Wyclef jean was also seen with them
Will heads audio(we the best sounds) take over the streets?Time will tell
(PHOTO CREDIT):@wethebestsound
Saturday 12 July 2014
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
Have you heard of that will i am track ft. Code wise ITS MY BIRTHDAY?Well its one catchy tune that gets you moving your feet once you listen to it.When i first watched i was like whoa,what a track?The song gets you in that itsmemoment mode.Lmao.Its a dope track.Amidst all this craze of the song,there has been the negative side
Fans saying they are frustated at will i am for copying the song urvasi urvasi by prabhu Deva.Remember back in 2008 when prabhu Deva(known for his super dance moves)released urvasi .Prabhu Deva made the internet breakthrough A guy who calls himself Buffalax mondegreened the song making it hilarious.
If you listen to both tracks,the similarity is difference or the other way round.Fans claiming will i am copied the original track.Yes.If you listen keenly will i am says "this is the new urvasi urvasi" at the intro of the track.WATCH BOTH TRACKS BELOW
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
Have you heard of that will i am track ft. Code wise ITS MY BIRTHDAY?Well its one catchy tune that gets you moving your feet once you listen to it.When i first watched i was like whoa,what a track?The song gets you in that itsmemoment mode.Lmao.Its a dope track.Amidst all this craze of the song,there has been the negative side
Fans saying they are frustated at will i am for copying the song urvasi urvasi by prabhu Deva.Remember back in 2008 when prabhu Deva(known for his super dance moves)released urvasi .Prabhu Deva made the internet breakthrough when A guy who calls himself Buffalax mondegreened the song making it hilarious.
If you listen to both tracks,the similarity is difference or the other way round.Fans claiming will i am copied the original track.Yes.If you listen keenly will i am says "this is the new urvasi urvasi" at the intro of the track.WATCH BOTH TRACKS BELOW
Thursday 10 July 2014
TAKEN
A ship believed to be a kenyan-owned has been stranded at a lawless somalia village.Its not clear what might have caused it to be stranded.Biznerati came across a series of tweets by a somalia based news outlet.In a series of tweets by @harar24
#BREAKING : A ship believed to be
#Kenyan -owned has stranded at a
#Somalia village in Middle Shabelle,
witnesses tell Harar24. More to come.-@harar24 (6hrs)
#UPDATE : The #Kenyan ship delivered
goods at #Mogadishu seaport & was
headed towards #Mombasa . It's now
stranded 120KM west from Mogadishu-@harar24
#BREAKING : Locals looting the #Kenyan
ship, the area is lawless. Much fear
concerning crew's lives. Witnesses tell
Harar24. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24 (5hrs)
CORRECTION: #Kenyan Ship is stranded
at Meyraley village, Middle Shabelle,
120KM EAST of Mogadishu. Locals still
looting. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24
I am getting reports that heavily armed
#AlShabaab fighters have now arrived at
the village where the Kenyan ship
stranded. #Somalia #Kenya-@harar24
#UPDATE : #AlShabaab militants
attempting to take over stranded
#Kenyan ship & ordering crew to
surrender. Eyewitnesses say. #Somalia
#Kenya-@harar24
#BREAKING : #AlShabaab have taken over
the #Kenyan ship and have driven off
with the crew in car with tinted windows.
Eyewitnesses. #Somalia-@harar24
Monday 7 July 2014
Wajir
Another exposion has occured in wajir.According to @arapwairimu.the explosion occured at Baraza.#WajirAttack Casualties have increased to
6 and are undergoing treatment at Wajir
Hospital.Victims have identified One
suspect amongst them.-@abdynoor
#WajirAttack Attackers sprayed bullets on
one of the vehicles owned by area
residents destroying it badly-@abdynoor
WAJIR BLAST UPDATE; Explosion
happened near Baraza park and involved
vehicle registration no; KBR 148K.
Driver... fb.me/47QgUvpbf-
@arapwairimu
Wajir
Another exposion has occured in wajir.According to @arapwairimu.the explosion occured at Baraza.#WajirAttack Casualties have increased to
6 and are undergoing treatment at Wajir
Hospital.Victims have identified One
suspect amongst them.-@abdynoor
#WajirAttack Attackers sprayed bullets on
one of the vehicles owned by area
residents destroying it badly-@abdynoor
WAJIR BLAST UPDATE; Explosion
happened near Baraza park and involved
vehicle registration no; KBR 148K.
Driver... fb.me/47QgUvpbf-
@arapwairimu
Saturday 5 July 2014
CHINA PHONE TRIBULATIONS
Remember when china phones were closed?Nowadays people who own china phones are stigmatised. I got angry and sold my Samsung
phone because
it was consuming too much of my bundles.
I then went and bought a China phone
but am
now in a very big trouble.
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text messages can be written with a
toothpick.
4. It has some spelling mistakes, it is
written NokLa instead of Nokia.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records"one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records
"charger connected"
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it
says"one bluetooth device found"
8. When a cute girl passes by me, it
says"Ur favorite food found
9. When an ugly girl passes by me, it
says,"Virus detected"
CHEATING WIFE CAUGHT
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20
floors high with another man. She then heard
her husband coming… she told her lover to
stay like a robot and not to move. Husband:
What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to
have sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now… Wife: No
sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I
will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I am so
horny, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking.
The man started talking in a metallic robotic
way… “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…” Husband:
Damn robot is not working properly…I am
throwing it out of the window…The man
realized that he was on the 20th floorand
said… “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
AGAIN..(CREDIT) VIA VITUKO VYA USIKU
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